I know What Men Want-I Just Don’t Think They Deserve It
I Like Big Mutts – And I Cannot Lie
I Like Holding the Door For People Who Are Far Away So they Have To Run A Little
I Live For Opening Day
I Love Cooking With Wine-Sometimes I Even Put It In The Food
I Refuse To Become A Nugget
I Rescue Fish From Water & Beer From Cans
I Reserve My Right To Bear Arms (Bear In Camo)
I Stand Behind Those Who Stand Behind Me (Statue Of Liberty) (Round)
I Wasn’t Insulting Your Intelligence-I Was Insulting Your Stupidity
I Wasn’t Speeding-I Was Qualifying
I’d Tap That – Golf