Teach A Man To Fish – And He Will Play With His Fly All Day
The Boobs Are Real..The Smile Is Fake
The Buck Stops Here (Deer With Bullet Holes)
The Older I Get The More Everyone Can Kiss My Ass
The Three Stooges-The Law Offices Of: Howard, Fine & Howard-Forget The Rest…We’re The Best
The Trouble With Quotes On The Internet Is That You Never Know If They Are Genuine
The World Is Not Filled With Assholes. But They Are Strategically Place So That You Run Across One Every F@$#%N’ Day!!
Tired Of Being Fat & Ugly? Just Be Ugly!
Today’s Menu Take It or Leave It
Tool’In Hand Garage – Give Us A Crack At It
Trespassers Beware – Cat On Duty
Unattended Children Will Be Given Espresso And A Free Kitten