I Don’t Have A Problem With Caffeine-I have A Problem Without It
I Dream Of A World Where Chickens Can Cross The Road Without Having Their Motives Questioned
I Drink Coffee Because I need It, And Wine Because I Deserve It
I Fart In Your General Direction
I know What Men Want-I Just Don’t Think They Deserve It
I Like Big Mutts – And I Cannot Lie
I Like Holding the Door For People Who Are Far Away So they Have To Run A Little
I Live For Opening Day
I Love Cooking With Wine-Sometimes I Even Put It In The Food
I recommend whiskey
I Refuse To Become A Nugget
I Rescue Fish From Water & Beer From Cans