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Golf Masters - (3 Stooges) - Instructional Academy

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Scratch Feeds

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Dick's Deli (Sausage)

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Free Beer Tomorrow-Tin

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Come In For A Stiff One - It's Ladies Night

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Tool'In Hand Garage - Give Us A Crack At It

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Beer-Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1862

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Alcohol-I Only Drink To Make You More Interesting

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Steve's Roadkill Café

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Amazing Enough I Don't Give A Shit

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Beer It's What For Dinner

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Who Cut One?

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Fish Naked - Show Off Your Rod

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What Happens In The Garage…Stays In The Garage

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I'm Not Really A Bitch-I Just Play One In Your Life

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Unattended Children Will Be Given Espresso And A Free Kitten

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Fish Naked - Show Off Your Bobbers

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Today's Menu Take It or Leave It

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Welcome - Drop A Line Stay Awhile

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Ride Free You'll Never See A Bike Outside A Shrink's Office

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Some Call It Bitching-I Call It Motivational Speaking

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Sarcasm Now Served All Day

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Dog Day Acres-Friends Welcomed

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Don’t Worry Our Staff Is Accustomed To Dumb Questions

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No Working During Drinking Hours

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What Happens In The Mom Cave Often Goes Under Appreciated

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The Boobs Are Real..The Smile Is Fake

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I Dream Of A World Where Chickens Can Cross The Road Without Having Their Motives Questioned

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I Drink Coffee Because I need It, And Wine Because I Deserve It

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My "Our" Garage My "Wife's" Rules Who's Foolin' Who

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Born To Ride Forced To Work

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Zombies Eat Brains You're Safe

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If I Agreed With You-We'd Both Be Wrong

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I know What Men Want-I Just Don't Think They Deserve It

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How Come People Who Think They Know Everything, Never Seem To Know When To Shut Up?

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Alert Video Game In Progress-Unauthorized Entry Will Be Eliminated

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Group Therapy Practiced Here

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Warning-F-Bombs Dropping

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Alcoholic Beverages Encouraged

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I Wasn’t Speeding-I Was Qualifying

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Last Words….Hold My Beer & Watch This

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Please Do Not Feed The Sasquatch

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Welcome Now Smile And Wait For The Flash

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I'm Sorry I Called You An Asshole…..

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Put Your Big Girl Panties On And Deal With It

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Life is Always Better in Flip Flops

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Hiking is Cheaper Than Therapy

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Don't Call me Princess

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Life's Lemon Farm - We're Practically Giving Them Away

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Nobody Gets Between Mama Bear & Her Cubs

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Insanity Is Saying The Same Thing Over And Over Again-And Expecting Your Children To Listen

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If Life Hands You Melons-You May Be Dyslexic

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The Trouble With Quotes On The Internet Is That You Never Know If They Are Genuine

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I Like Big Mutts - And I Cannot Lie

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I Refuse To Become A Nugget of

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Not My Circus-Not My Monkeys

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Trespassers Beware - Cat On Duty

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No Trespassing - We're Tired Of Hiding The Bodies

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Men to the Left - Women are Always Right

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Weather Forecasting Sign

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Mom's They're Like Dads Only Smarter

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Confucius - I Never Said Half Of Those Things

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You are Now Entering the Nut House

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Don't be Ashamed of Who You are That's Your Parent's Job

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Warning Our Family Tree is Full of Nuts

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Bad Roads Lead To Good Stories (Jeep)

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Welcome to Parenthood-Everything In Your House is Now Sticky

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Welcome To The Looney Bin

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Be Yourself - Unless Of Course You Can Be A Mermaid

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Hey You Get Busy

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Take A Hike - It's Not An Insult It's An Adventure

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Chocolate Doesn't Judge-Chocolate Understands

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Dogs Welcomed - People Tolerate

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When Your Wife Says Do What You Want-Don't

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Mustache Rides 5 Cents

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Czech Parking Only All Others Will Drink Pivo

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Men are Like Tiles if You Lay Them Right You Can Walk All Over Them

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Anytime You Happen To Pass My House I'd Sure Appreciate It

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It's Hard To Soar With Eagles When You Work With Turkeys

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Good Walls Make Good Neighbors

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Gas Grass or Ass - Nobody Rides For Free

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If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport

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Greek Parking Only - No Malakas Allowed

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German Parking Only - Don't Mess With a Sauerkraut

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Clothing Optional Beyond This Point

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If it has tits or tires it will cause you trouble

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Shut Up Liver You’re Fine

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Crazy Loon Saloon-Welcome to The Looney Bin

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Cowgirl Parking Only All Others Will Be Lassoed

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Girl Scouts Only All Others Go Bake Cupcakes

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Hotdogs 15 Cents-Best In Town

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Keep Out (Pirate) This Means You Matey

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I Can Only Please One Person Per Day-Today I Choose Me

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The Older I Get The More Everyone Can Kiss My Ass

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Dig Your Own Grave...And Save

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If I Can't Fix It-It Ain't Broke

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Welcome To The Nut House (Squirrel)

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If My Dog Doesn't Like You-I Don't Like You

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Money Buys Happiness-If You Know Where To Shop

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Oh You Read Important books-That's So Sweet-My Book Club Just Drinks

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I Wasn't Insulting Your Intelligence-I Was Insulting Your Stupidity

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If I Had To Pick One Word To Best Describe Myself-I Suppose It Would Have To Be:-Can't Follow Orders

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People Who Say It's The Thought That Counts-Give Shitty Gifts

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Freeze Gopher (Caddy Shack)

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I Like Holding the Door For People Who Are Far Away So they Have To Run A Little

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Procrastinate Like There Is A Tomorrow

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I Can Still Remember A Time When I Was Smarter Than My Phone

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It's Like My Mom Always Said-What The Hell Is Wrong With You

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Laundry Today Or Naked Tomorrow

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Pork Butt-Rub My Butt

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Girls Only-No Boys Allowed-Except Dad

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Let That Shit Go

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Vegetarian-Loose Translation Of The Old Indian Word For Bad Hunter

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Don't Make Me Use My Crabby Mommy Powers

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Patience-Is Such A Waste Of Time

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The Three Stooges-The Law Offices Of: Howard, Fine & Howard-Forget The Rest...We're The Best

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Lake Rules

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Farm Fresh Butt Nuggets Squeezed Daily

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Red Neck Area-Warning You Are Entering A Red Neck Area

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A Good Friend Will Bail You Out Of Jail-A Great Friend Will Be Sitting Next To You Saying, "Damn...That Was Fun"

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Remember, If We get Caught ...You're Deaf And I Don't Speak English

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'Merica Spoken Here

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Go Away (Aluminum)

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Bite Me (Aluminum)

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Bullshit Blvd (Aluminum)

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Warning-Don't Anger The Chickens-They Can Be Real Peckers

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Quit Your Whining And Have A Beer

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Tired Of Being Fat & Ugly? Just Be Ugly!

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The World Is Not Filled With Assholes. But They Are Strategically Place So That You Run Across One Every F@$#%N' Day!!

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Sorry-All Liberals Must Be Accompanied By An Adult

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Prayer Is The Best Way To Meet God-Trespassing Is The Fastest

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Live, Laugh, love-If That Doesn't Work-Load, Aim, Fire

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A House Is Not A Home Without Paw Prints

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We The-PPL R FKN Pissed Off

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Don't Be A Stooge-Check Before You Sit

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I Don't Have A Problem With Caffeine-I have A Problem Without It

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Dad's Backyard Barbque-Light It Up!-Cook It Up!

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If At First You Don't Succeed, It's Probably Not Twist-Off

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Do Not Enter-Nasa Astronaut In Training-I Need My Space

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Support Your Local Farmers

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Problem Solved

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