Oh You Read Important books-That’s So Sweet-My Book Club Just Drinks
Patience-Is Such A Waste Of Time
People Say I Have A Bad Attitude-I Say Screw ‘Em
People Who Say It’s The Thought That Counts-Give Shitty Gifts
Please Do Not Feed The Sasquatch
Pork Butt-Rub My Butt
Prayer Is The Best Way To Meet God-Trespassing Is The Fastest
Procrastinate Like There Is A Tomorrow
Put Your Big Girl Panties On And Deal With It
Quit Your Whining And Have A Beer
Red Neck Area-Warning You Are Entering A Red Neck Area
Remember, If We get Caught …You’re Deaf And I Don’t Speak English