Good Walls Make Good Neighbors
Greek Parking Only – No Malakas Allowed
Guitar Players Only – All Others Will Be Strung
Guys No Shirt No Service – Girls No Shirt Free Drinks
Gymnast Parking Only-All Others Will Lose Points
Have You Read My #1 Best Seller? God
He-Man Women Haters Club No Girls Allowed
Hockey Players Only All Others Will Be Checked
Horn Players Only-All Others Go Blow Elsewhere
Horse Lovers Only-All Others Will Muck Stalls
I recommend whiskey
I’m here because I’m not all there