I’m Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One
If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport
If it has tits or tires it will cause you trouble
If You Can Read This You’re In Range
If You Think Shit Happens Park Here
In Tennis Love Means Nothing
Irish Parking Only-All Others Will Have No Luck
It’s Hard To Soar With Eagles When You Work With Turkeys
It’s Cheaper To Rent Than Own
Jesus Loves You Everyone Else Thinks You’re An Asshole
Kayakers Only-All Others Will Be Paddled
Lesbian Parking Only-Beware Of Attack Lesbian