‘Merica Spoken Here
3-Stooges-Dewey, Cheatem & Howe-There Are 3 Types Of Lawyers
4×4 Parking Only All Others Will Get Stuck
A Good Friend Will Bail You Out If Jail-A Great Friend Will Be Sitting Next To You Saying, “Damn…That Was Fun”
A House Is Not A Home Without Paw Prints
Alcohol-I Only Drink To Make You More Interesting
Alcoholic Beverages Encouraged
Alert Video Game In Progress-Unauthorized Entry Will Be Eliminated
Amazing Enough I Don’t Give A Shit
Anytime You Happen To Pass My House I’d Sure Appreciate It
Bad Roads Lead To Good Stories (Jeep)
Be Yourself – Unless Of Course You Can Be A Mermaid