Don’t Call me Princess
Don’t Make Me Use My Crabby Mommy Powers
Don’t Worry Our Staff Is Accustomed To Dumb Questions
Farm Fresh Butt Nuggets Squeezed Daily
Fish Naked – Show Off Your Rod
Free Beer Tomorrow-Tin
Freeze Gopher (Caddy Shack)
Gas Grass or Ass – Nobody Rides For Free
German Parking Only – Don’t Mess With a Sauerkraut
Girl Scouts Only All Others Go Bake Cupcakes
Girls Only-No Boys Allowed-Except Dad
Go Away (Aluminum)