Hiking is Cheaper Than Therapy
Hotdogs 15 Cents-Best In Town
How Come People Who Think They Know Everything, Never Seem To Know When To Shut Up?
I Can Only Please One Person Per Day-Today I Choose Me
I Can Still Remember A Time When I Was Smarter Than My Phone
I Don’t Have A Problem With Caffeine-I have A Problem Without It
I Dream Of A World Where Chickens Can Cross The Road Without Having Their Motives Questioned
I Drink Coffee Because I need It, And Wine Because I Deserve It
I know What Men Want-I Just Don’t Think They Deserve It
I Like Big Mutts – And I Cannot Lie
I Like Holding the Door For People Who Are Far Away So they Have To Run A Little
I Refuse To Become A Nugget