If I Can’t Fix It-It Ain’t Broke
If I Had To Pick One Word To Best Describe Myself-I Suppose It Would Have To Be:-Can’t Follow Orders
If I’m Missin’ I’m Probably Fishin’
If it has tits or tires it will cause you trouble
If Judgement Joggles Wear Beer Goggles
If Life Hands You Melons-You May Be Dyslexic
If My Dog Doesn’t Like You-I Don’t Like You
If You Can Read This You’re In Range
If You Cast It They Will Come
If You Think Shit Happens Park Here
If You’re Found Here At Night You’ll Be Found Here In The Morning
In A World Where You Can Be Anything Be Kind