If At First You Don’t Succeed, It’s Probably Not Twist-Off
If I Agreed With You-We’d Both Be Wrong
If I Can’t Fix It-It Ain’t Broke
If I Had To Pick One Word To Best Describe Myself-I Suppose It Would Have To Be:-Can’t Follow Orders
If I’m Missin’ I’m Probably Fishin’
If it has tits or tires it will cause you trouble
If Judgement Joggles Wear Beer Goggles
If Life Hands You Melons-You May Be Dyslexic
If My Dog Doesn’t Like You-I Don’t Like You
If You Can Read This You’re In Range
If You Cast It They Will Come
If You Think Shit Happens Park Here