The World Is Not Filled With Assholes. But They Are Strategically Place So That You Run Across One Every F@$#%N’ Day!!
There’s Nothing Like Jack Daniel’s Old No.7
These Colors Won’t Run
This Guy Needs A Beer
This Is a Chevrolet Only Garage – All Others Park Outside
Thor-For Asgaaard
Tire Girl-Dependable Service-Flats Fixed-Open All Night
Tired Of Being Fat & Ugly? Just Be Ugly!
Titanic-White Star Lines
Today’s Beer Special – Buy One For The Price Of Two….
Today’s Menu Take It or Leave It
Today’s Forecast-Warm With Occasional Beers